Look, we’re sure you’re swell, but are you willing to put yourself out there like that? Just giving us your valuable time in exchange for a sense of greatness with some cool theatre folk and maybe some free popcorn? You think we really want you in our heavenly place of entertainment?
You panderous buffoon, of course we’ll take you! Just fill out the form below or aggressively shout your willingness to help during your next visit so we can find you.
You’ll get to do some pretty neat stuff (including enjoying free popcorn and movies). I mean, there is some common peasantry work here and there, but you’ll be doing it all in good company. We promise we’ll take care of you, unless you form a union against us. We’re nonprofit you know — that would just be rude.
